I pinky promised! That’s serious shit right there!
Marta (person): Too tall for her own good, and by own good I mean for everything. She sometimes uses dog nail polish and says things like "rad." Some might say she belongs in the 70s, but seriously - she's just too tall. Honestly.
Chelsea (person): A total contradiction; should not exist. Catholic lesbian journalist wannabe cheerleader? Whaat? Won't do anything the Virgin Mary wouldn't do. Makes frequent "murr"-ing noises and should be hooked up to a Nutella IV.
Marta and Chelsea live together.