nonsense my roommate says.

Marta (person): Too tall for her own good, and by own good I mean for everything. She sometimes uses dog nail polish and says things like "rad." Some might say she belongs in the 70s, but seriously - she's just too tall. Honestly.

Chelsea (person): A total contradiction; should not exist. Catholic lesbian journalist wannabe cheerleader? Whaat? Won't do anything the Virgin Mary wouldn't do. Makes frequent "murr"-ing noises and should be hooked up to a Nutella IV.

Roommates (relationship):
Marta and Chelsea live together.

March 19, 2012 • 1 note

Me:	I came out this morning and was like "I look good today."
Jasminne:	I was about to say, aren't you already out?
Me:	Throw me a pretzel so I can fling it at you.

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