nonsense my roommate says.

Emily: So Melissa, so as a lesbian, do you have an obsession with boobs - like a problem with viewing cupcakes?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:30:00 -0400

Emily: So Melissa, so as a lesbian, do you have an obsession with boobs - like a problem with viewing cupcakes?
Melissa: ... no?
Chelsea: Shit straight girls think.
Jasminne: Is that a thing?
Melissa: I guess I have an issue.
Jasminne: You guys think we get turned on by cupcakes?
Emily: I understand, I mean. Us straight girls like hot dogs and popsicles.
Melissa: See, I like those too. That's why I'm pansexual.
Chelsea: Tumbling this.

Marta: Are you having problems with the internet?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:39:27 -0400

Marta: Are you having problems with the internet?
Me: Am I never having problems with the internet? EC Wireless is such a tease.
Marta: Yeah, she's never there for me.
Me: I don't see what you see in her. She's a bitch.
Marta: I was hoping for so much more. But you're right.
Me: You're better off on your own and single. Go take a walk, in the woods.
Marta: What?
Me: Besides, the plus side of that is your fuck buddy 3G is always available. He's like, "Oh baby, you want help to get on tumblr?" Cue sordid look.

Me: I came out this morning and was like "I look good today."

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 17:53:18 -0400

Me: I came out this morning and was like "I look good today."
Jasminne: I was about to say, aren't you already out?
Me: Throw me a pretzel so I can fling it at you.

"I just kissed a pretzel."

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 17:51:32 -0400

““I just kissed a pretzel.””

- Melissa

"Praise the Lawd, knit some mittens for the homeless"

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:06:20 -0500

““Praise the Lawd, knit some mittens for the homeless””

- -Marta, 8:59

referring to Chelsea’s highschool extracurricular activities

"Most people come to our suite for our tea rack, not our actual racks"

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 22:54:43 -0500

““Most people come to our suite for our tea rack, not our actual racks””

- Chelsea, 10:48 PM

"that moment when you think you’re going to smile so much that your eyes are going to disappear..."

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 01:21:47 -0500

“that moment when you think you’re going to smile so much that your eyes are going to disappear into your face….”

"I pinky promised! That’s serious shit right there!"

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:19:31 -0500

“I pinky promised! That’s serious shit right there!”

- Chelsea, 12:17 AM

"Chelsea: It’s been a rough morning. Marta: Mmhm. Chelsea: I read “mimicry” as..."

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 18:48:23 -0500

“Chelsea: It’s been a rough morning.
Marta: Mmhm.
Chelsea: I read “mimicry” as “me-me-cry.””

Chelsea: Why do I follow gay guys on tumblr? Ever since I...

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:44:26 -0500

Chelsea: Why do I follow gay guys on tumblr? Ever since I started following Emerson guys, my “kitten…kitten…meme…kitten” dash is filled with naked gay men in boxes in their underwear. Not boxers. Boxes.

"One of these days, I’m gonna snap. One of these days. One of these days, I’m gonna..."

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:21:19 -0500

“One of these days, I’m gonna snap.
One of these days.
One of these days, I’m gonna lapse
surprise you all
with scary background facts.
One of these days.
You’ll be confused,
I’ll be amused.
One of these days, it’ll be great, great, great.
It’ll be great, great, great.”

- ^^^ The Song Chelsea just sung to herself

asldkhgldf.khgladj cat doing needlepoint of another cat. what is...

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 23:29:20 -0500

asldkhgldf.khgladj cat doing needlepoint of another cat. what is my life?

"“I was a mailperson” “You mean a mail lady?” “No, I mean a..."

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 23:24:36 -0500

“

“I was a mailperson”

“You mean a mail lady?”

“No, I mean a mailperson. It’s gender neutral.”

“Well, I guess that’s ok. ‘Mail Lady’ does sound like an oxymoron.”

”

Photo

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:16:31 -0500

Marta: Stop whining.

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:29:39 -0400

Marta: Stop whining.
Chelsea: (still crying) YOU'RE SO MEAN.
Marta: I'm not that mean. You need to stop crying.
Chelsea: (still crying) SO MEAN.
Marta: [If this is any consolation,] I'm making fun of you.
Chelsea: WAAAAHHHH.

"I’m crying. And my tears are going into my eyebrows because I’m upside down."

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:24:28 -0400

““I’m crying. And my tears are going into my eyebrows because I’m upside down.””

- Chelsea (when Marta made her cry).

chelseadirectly: I was trying to come up with the correct term...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:23:44 -0400

chelseadirectly:

I was trying to come up with the correct term for “courting an idea.” But all I came up with was “fancying” and “dating” and this is the mental image I had:

"No. I’m writing a letter to a man with a mustache. Hold on.” -Chelsea, 1:41 PM"

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 13:44:47 -0400

““No. I’m writing a letter to a man with a mustache. Hold on.” -Chelsea, 1:41 PM”

“It’s not my fault I have dreams about fighting Mojo...

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 01:54:43 -0400

“It’s not my fault I have dreams about fighting Mojo Jojo.” -Chelsea, 1:52 AM

Photo

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:43:47 -0400